I’ve always been an open book about my thoughts, even those that society deems inappropriate to voice out loud… Like my love of sex toys.
So all my friends have always considered me an expert on all things sex.
And one of the biggest complaints they’ve always come to me with is the unrealistic look of dildos.
Hey, I totally get it!
There are days when you want the fantasy to be as real as possible. And probing yourself with a hot pink abnormally bent and curved stick, ain’t it.
Many sex toy manufacturers have listened to these complaints and come up with a solution:
I present some of my favorite, most realistic dildos for when you want as close to the real thing as possible.
The Quickie List – 7 Dildos That Redefine Realism
If you want the hard, fast facts so you can do your shopping and get down to business, here’s my quickie list of the 7 best options.
- Realcock 2 – Most Realistic
- Lifelike Lover Classic – Best Dildo for Beginners
- Likelike Lover Classic With Remote – Best Vibrating Dildo
- Clone-A-Willy Penis Molding Kit – Best Personalized Dildo
- Vixen Mustang – Most Realistic Skin Texture
- Basics Extra Girthy 7” – Best for Experienced Users
- Lifelike Lover Luxe – A Lifelike Dildo That Rotates and Thrusts
The Foreplay – The Dirty Facts About Lifelike Dildos
Are you one of the dirty lil freaks that want all the kink before you get down the nitty gritty action? Yeah, boo!
You’re my kinda fan.
So, here is all the kinky deets of my7 favorite toys.
Realcock 2 – Most Realistic
When realism is the main criterion for your shopping trip, you can’t get more lifelike than the Realcock 2 by Realdoll.
Available in multiple lengths, widths, and circumferences with floating testicles, each cock dildo has realistic features like lifelike skin tones, thick veining, a detailed head, and a rigid engorged shaft.
Your choices include:
| Name | Length | Diameter | Circumference |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bruce | 10” | 3.25” | 9.5” |
| Dirk | 8 ½” | 2” | 6” |
| Max | 7 ½” | 2 ¼” | 6.4” |
| Rockwell | 6 ½” | 1 ⅞” | 5 ½” |
| Jones | 6 ½” | 1 ⅝” | 4 ¾” |
| James | 6” | 2.2” | 6 ¾” |
Every Realcock 2 dildo has a durable handcrafted triple-layer construction of 100% medical-grade platinum cure silicone.
Compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system, you can attach any Realcock 2 dildos to the signature Realdoll strap-on harness or sex machine.
Pros
- Can attach to Strap-On harnesses and sex machines.
- Multiple size options.
- Realistic features.
- Medical grade silicone.
Cons
- Paint can peel if not using enough water-based lube.
- Can’t take rough usage.
- Expensive.
Lifelike Lover Classic 6” – Best Dildo for Beginners
The Lover Classic is a petite hand-sized dildo with a bendable shaft that allows you to try different positions and angles, solo or with a partner.
With 5” of insertable length, the smaller size is excellent for beginners just starting with dildo exploration.
The waterproof soft plastic creates a veined shaft, a defined head, and realistic attached testicles that give you the real-deal feel of sex with a partner. In addition, this sexy fake penis comes in four colors.
And with a 1.5” O-ring, you can attach this lifelike dildo to a strap-on harness. Or take advantage of the durable suction-cup base to enjoy the fun hands-free.
Pros
- Realistic details.
- Suction cup base.
- Compatible with harness.
- Multiple skin tones.
Cons
- Requires a lot of water-based lube.
- It can have a strong rubbery odor.
- Only one size.
Lifelike Lover Classic 6” Vibrator – Best Vibrating Dildo
Lovehoney took all the amazing features of the Classic 6” dildo we featured above and made it even better!
With the realistic texture of a defined bulbous head, firm beefy testicles, raised veins, and a smooth skin-like feel, this dildo is as good as the real thing.
The average 6” size makes a perfect beginner size for using these types of dildos for solo or partner vag or ass play. And the suction cup allows for hands-free use. In addition, the waterproof material makes it fun for water play. And it’s compatible with a harness for strap-on exploration.
What will rock your world even more, is the 60 minutes of vibration play. You can enjoy ten possible variations from seven patterns and three speeds. And a remote control allows for easy changing of the settings without having to reach between your legs to make adjustments.
Pros
- Multiple vibration patterns and speeds.
- Remote control operated.
- Hands-free play ways.
- Great for beginners.
Cons
- Made of plastic.
- Hard to turn on/off.
Clone-A-Willy Penis Molding Kit – Best Personalized Dildo
Since we’re talking about keeping it real, there is nothing more realistic than having a dildo in the shape of your partner. Furthermore, it’s an excellent way to stay in touch with your partner when you can’t be together.
This penis mold kit is made of body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone. All you have to do is add water. The set has everything you need to re-create your favorite willy.
To amp up the pleasure even more, you can add a single-speed vibrator to enhance the feel of the dildo’s ridges and bulbous head.
Pros
- Creates a personalized mold of a penis.
- Easy to use.
- The full kit contains all the needed ingredients.
- Includes a vibrator for additional fun.
Cons
- Rigid feel.
- Single speed of vibration.
Vixen Mustang – Most Realistic Skin Texture
The Vixen Mustang has an amazingly ultra-realistic texture and touch due to the VixSkin. It feels more like the real thing than any other flexible silicone dildo I’ve experienced.
From the large, stiff bulbous head to the flexible yet rigid shaft with deep veining that adds delicious chills.
Even more thrilling, the Mustang’s gloriously curved dual-density shaft perfectly stimulates your elusive G-spot. And the 5” circumference and 6.5” insertable length can also be amazing for anal play.
A suction cup on the bottom allows for amazing hands-free play. The waterproof silicone is flexible and perfect for water arousal. And with an O-ring attachment, you can use this dildo with a strap-on.
Pros
- VixSkin gives a realistic skin texture.
- Suction cup for hands-free play.
- Curved for G or P-spot stimulation.
- Great for vag or anal play.
Cons
- No attached testicles.
- Girth may not be good for beginners.
Basics Extra Girthy 7” – Best for Experienced Users
If you need something more substantial, grab a toy with more girth, like this dildo with an intimidating 6.5” circumference and 7” insertable length.
The flexible but firm PVC exterior allows for realistic, easy penetration. And the veiny shaft, textured testicles, and broad pronounced head add extra realistic sensations.
Add a generous portion of your favorite water-based lube to accommodate the delicious stretch from the broader shaft size.
Pros
- Extra girth.
- Realistic texture and details.
- Floating attached testicles for realism.
- Longer insert length.
Cons
- Not for beginners.
- Made of PVC.
- No suction cup.
Lifelike Lover Luxe – Best Thrusting Option
The Luxe gives you all the realism of a real cock, like raised veins, floating balls, a yummy ridged head, and a hawt lifelike super-silky silicone skin.
A strong suction cup base allows for hands-free play and harness compatibility. And the 5” girth and 6.5” insertable length make this a toy suitable for all levels of experience and all holes.
A USB recharge keeps your toy ready to deliver amazing rotations and thrusts during playtime for 60 minutes. And it’s waterproof for fun anywhere. Speaking of water, you’ll need plenty of water-based lube.
Pros
- 60 minutes of battery time.
- Multiple patterns and speeds of vibration.
- Realistic skin texture and veining.
- Appropriate size for all levels of experience.
Cons
- It can be difficult to charge.
- Noisy vibrations.
Time for a Tech-Drop – Understanding What Goes Into a Lifelike Dildo
Gone are the days of boring toys with no personality and no thrills. Instead, today’s modern toys often incorporate the latest tech to make exciting, interactive gadgets.
A common tech you find is battery-operated vibrators. These vibrating toys may have a single speed or let you toggle through multiple.
Speaking of toggle, your toy may have buttons on the toy to control operation. Or you might have the luxury of a modern convenience like a remote.
If you’re shopping for a realistic dildo with advanced features like vibrations, how the toy gets power becomes a good criterion for limiting your selection to the perfect piece.
Some toys charge via typical batteries like AA or AAA. While others have built-in batteries that you charge using a USB cord.
And from what we demonstrated with our list, you can find toys that you manipulate manually, those that have vibrations, and even models that mimic the thrusting and rotating motions of sex.
Shopping in This Category – What I Expect
I am a connoisseur of sex toys, much like many people collect fine wines, shoes, and purses. And because I take my sex toy collecting seriously, I am very picky about the toys I choose to put into my body.
Seriously, y’all! You should use as much care when picking a sex toy as when selecting a sexual partner. The toy you choose today can cause issues a few years later if you use the wrong materials.
Getting to Know My Toy – What’s It Made Of?
The very first thing I do when I start shopping for a new toy, is check the product’s material.
Despite advancements in sex industry safety, many toys are made of unsafe ingredients. Did you know that there are no current safety standards for sex toys?
There are people out there that monitor everything we buy. And yet, something as important as an item that goes inside your body is not important enough to test for safety. How da fuq is that even possible?
Know before you buy! Here are some materials you DON’T want!
Phthalates are the number one ingredient you want to AVOID! You typically find phthalates in products like PVC, vinyl, or jelly. These harmful chemicals – used to make flexible plastic – can cause infertility and irritation.
Latex is another allergen that you want to avoid due to its allergenic potential. You also want to avoid anything porous.
There are several issues with porous toys, including the most important – cleaning difficulty. Porous toys typically have holes – pores – that can absorb and trap bacteria. And because of these holes, it is nearly impossible to get clean.
Body-safe silicone is the best choice for realistic dildos. These toys are always phthalate-free. And they give you a flexible, bendy real-deal feel.
Method of Play – Manual or Battery Powered
The word dildo often arouses images in the mind of a large, chunky awkward sex toy that you have to manipulate to get your release manually.
But we’re no longer left to fumble our way through an orgasm using the wrong toys. These dildos can come in various sizes, shapes, skin tones, and even anatomical correctness.
And even more, modern dildo models can even have a vibrator that allows you to have the realism of a cock with the delicious sensations of a battery-operated motor.
Re-Imagining the Anatomy Lesson – Enjoying Realism Without Matching Reality
When shopping for the most realistic dildo, you may want certain realism features. At the least, you’d probably expect your dildo to have a typical cock shape.
Many also have thick veining along the shaft. And you can even find dildos with distinct head shapes, from a bulbous circumcised to an erotic non-clipped cock.
Do you enjoy a hard dick but find you’re not much of a fan of the little buddies that dangle below? Then, great news! Finally, you can find dildos with all the realism of a hard cock but without attached testicles.
Selecting the Right Size – Find a Fit for You
Just like the real thing, dildos come in various sizes, from length to girth – that means circumference or thickness.
Knowing your body and what you find comfortable is the best way to get a toy that fits all your needs.
If you’re new to using dildos or sex in general, you’ll want to start with a smaller size. Going too big too fast can cause pain or injury. On the other hand, an experienced person may prefer something a bit more substantial.
When shopping for sex toys and considering the dimensions provided, know that two numbers are often listed for length. The insertable length is how much of the toy you can put inside your body.
Whereas product length is how long a toy is in its entirety, including insertable and non-insertable length.
Ways to Play – Hands-Free or Worn – Solo or Partnered
When browsing the different realistic dildos out there, you’ll notice they come with various features.
Some have suction cups built into the bottom, allowing the dildo to stick to a surface for hands-free play.
And many of them have an open slot at the base designed to hold an O-ring to let you attach your dildo to a strap-on or sex belt.
Toys without an O-ring compatibility or suction base can be more challenging to enjoy with a partner or when you want to play hands-free for better realism.
My Favoritest Most Realistic Toys on the Market
I’ve learned a thang or two in my time.
Primarily, there are two types of people when it comes to sex toys.
Those that are adventurous and enjoy the novelty side of things.
And those that prefer for their fantasy time to incorporate toys that look and function like the real thing.
If you want to explore your pleasure with toys that resemble the real thing, start your journey with these 7 options:
- Realcock 2 – Most Realistic
- Lifelike Lover Classic – Best Dildo for Beginners
- Likelike Lover Classic With Remote – Best Vibrating Dildo
- Clone-A-Willy Penis Molding Kit – Best Personalized Dildo
- Vixen Mustang – Most Realistic Skin Texture
- Basics Extra Girthy 7” – Best for Experienced Users
- Lifelike Lover Luxe – A Lifelike Dildo That Rotates and Thrusts
And if you’re a fan of a realistic dildo we didn’t include on our list, drop us a line and give us the deets. We love trying out new things.
