Have you ever dreamed of a massager that can work out all your tensions – physical and sexual? Oh baby, have I got the thang for you!
Enter the wand massager, a powerful sex toy and body massager capable of delivering oh-so-sensual pleasure wherever it touches you.
Here I’ve got the 7 best wand vibrators that you can use for sexual pleasure and relaxation of your tense muscles after a long day.
Let’s get buzzed!
My Quickie List
Need a quick pick so you can get straight to the pleasure to be had by a perfect wand massager? I aim to please!
- Lovehoney Classic Extra Powerful – The “OG” Wired Wand
- Mantric Wireless Modern Massage Vibe – Best Upgraded Version
- Lovehoney Ignite Mini – Best for Beginners
- Lovehoney Micro Massage Wand – Best for On-the-Go Fun
- Lelo Smart Wand 2 – Best Luxury Choice
- Lovehoney Power Play – Best for Males
- Doxy Extra Powerful Massage Wand – Best for All Over Massage
The Down and Dirty Deets on My 7 Best Wand Massagers
This section is for those of you who – like myself – want to know the facts before diving into your shopping trip.
An informed purchase always guarantees a better pleasure experience than randomly picking a toy. So, after reading my reviews, glance over my shopping guide in the next section to get the best freak from your toy.
Lovehoney Classic Extra Powerful – The “OG” Wired Wand
When you’re in the market for a powerful wand massager to meet all your sinful needs, sometimes it pays to stick with a true, tried, and tested model.
Nothing is more tested and approved than the Lovehoney Classic. Now offered in three fun colors, the Classic provides delicious and superpowerful vibes to all your trigger spots – naughty and non – with a convenient, flexible neck and a soft, luxurious silicone head.
As one of the first pleasure massagers on the market, the Classic does show its age via the 1.8-meter power cable that does limit your massage time to places where you have access to electricity.
Changing the massage speeds happens via an easy-to-access scroll wheel. The limitations of this massage wand are that you can only use it for up to 15 minutes per session, with a 30-minute break in between.
Pros
- Multiple vibration speeds.
- Large allergen-free silicone head.
- Long cord.
- Super powerful.
Cons
- Limited playtime.
- Not waterproof.
- Requires lengthy rests.
Mantric Wireless Modern Massage Vibe – Best Upgraded Version
The Mantric is an updated version of the thrilling massage wand in a sleek, wireless black casing with a large, flexible round silicone head.
You can enjoy seven vibration settings, allowing you to find pulsations that hit the spot wherever you want the sensations delivered.
Manufacturers brought the Mantric massage wand into the modern age with an LED light-up panel and a wireless operation that gives you 90 minutes of sexy, mind-blowing pleasure per charge.
And the slender, 9″ long sexy contoured body and a curved handle are perfect for gliding across all your body’s curves.
Pros
- Supple curved body.
- Rechargeable built-in battery.
- Cordless.
- Light-up LED panel.
Cons
- Smaller silicone head.
- Limited vibration modes.
Lovehoney Ignite Mini – Best for Beginners
Many newbs to massage wands get intimidated by traditional models’ massive size and hard plastic casing. The Ignite Mini removes all reasons to fear massage wands, making it an amazing partner for beginners.
The compact 3″ wide 4″ long tapering body and bulbous flexible head are stylish purple silicone, making this fun toy 100% waterproof.
You can enjoy the three speeds and 17 patterns solo or with a partner. And you get 80 minutes of delicious massage time per USB recharge.
Plus, it’s perfect for taking along during travels due to the discreet storage bag and travel lock button that prevents accidental buzzing.
Pros
- Fully waterproof.
- 20 vibration modes.
- Ideal for travel.
- Wireless.
Cons
- Loud vibrations.
- It can be awkward to hold.
Lovehoney Micro Massage Wand – Best for On-the-Go Fun
If you’re a beginner looking for something small to start with, or you’re a pro on the hunt for a mini massager that you can take along and use on the go without giving your secret away, turn your attention to the Micro.
The adorable size of this micro wand hides the power packed into the silicone head, flexible neck, and compact curved black body.
A sliding button on the front of the massager makes it easy to change between its three vibrations.
And the petite 3.5″ wide by 4.5″ long size makes this mini massager a pro at getting to those hard-to-reach places. Plus, it’s small enough to tuck into your pocket, purse, or luggage on trips.
Pros
- Compact size.
- Battery operated.
- Simple use.
- Perfect for travel.
Cons
- Only three speeds.
- Vibrations might not be strong enough for all.
- Not rechargeable – requires 2 AAA batteries.
Lelo Smart Wand 2 – Best Luxury Choice
There are tons to lust after with the modernized massage wand version – Smart Wand 2. This sensual massager has a firm waterproof silicone 5.5″ wide by 8.5″ long body with generous body-hugging curves.
Easily toggle between the ten vibrations with the plus and minus buttons conveniently built into the toy’s body.
A shiny chrome handgrip provides the perfect way to keep a firm, comfortable grip, despite the deep dramatic dip and curved taper.
And to further enhance your playtime comfort, the Smart Wand 2 has a whisper-quiet vibration, meaning you can use your massager anywhere and anytime without getting caught!
Pros
- Whisper-quiet operation.
- 120 minutes of playtime.
- Waterproof.
- Elegant look.
Cons
- Large sizes may be difficult to travel.
- It can take 90 minutes to 2 hours to charge.
Lovehoney Power Play – Best Massage Wand for Males
Men deserve love, too, so I’m featuring the Lovehoney Power Play on my list of the best massage wands.
The unique ergonomic shape has a textured silicone loop that wraps around the penis – shaft or head – to deliver seven intense vibration levels – 3 speeds and four patterns – to enhance masturbation and foreplay.
And a rigid black silicone handle allows for secure, comfortable handling at all speeds of vibration and strokes.
Plus, you can use the rounded head at the tip of the massage wand to tease and massage the rest of your body.
Pros
- Fully waterproof.
- Built-in travel lock allows for portability.
- 90 minutes of wireless playtime.
- Adjusts to all penis sizes.
Cons
- Noisy vibrations.
- Limited vibration speeds.
Doxy Extra Powerful Massage Wand – Best for An All-Over Massage
The Doxy is a beast of a corded massage wand that will appeal to those of us who need the occasional power vibrations, whether it’s for getting your kink on or out.
This beefy 13″ long by 7.5″ wide massage wand has a durable cast aluminum head that helps increase the power of the vibrations. In addition, a smooth silicone cover gives the head a yummy cushion that delights your sensitive skin.
Large, user-friendly buttons on the hard curvaceous plastic handle make moving through the different vibrations and speed easy.
Your tired muscles and secret zones will surely appreciate the pulsation setting once you’ve passed the various vibration modes.
Pros
- Intense, powerful vibrations.
- User-friendly buttons.
- Dedicated pulsation setting for body massage.
- Wired design means you’ll never run out of power.
Cons
- Can be loud.
- Not for beginners.
Massage Wand Tech – There’s Not Much to It!
Massage wands are one of the first sex toys to hit the market, largely accepted due to the misleading name.
If a friend or family member unknowingly spotted your massager hanging out of your bedside drawer, they wouldn’t immediately know you had a healthy kink. It was easy to pass the toy off as a body massager for targeting spasms and aches.
Even today, with all of the new models of sex toys that incorporate varying levels of current technology, massage wands remain a freak fav.
As someone who’s been a partaker of all the pleasure a massage wand offers since the early days, I appreciate that although some modern advancements have been added, the overall look and design are still the same.
Now, I’ll admit that I have more fun by having a few different models in my toy chest for when I need specific needs. But beginners may prefer only to find the one perfect choice.
Massage Wand Size – From Micro to Max
The first criterion I consider for my wand massager is the size – overall and the individual parts of the handle and the head.
A micro massager is about the size of your finger and is an excellent choice to toss into your bag or pocket to always have on hand. And the unassuming look means you can pop it onto the tension built into your neck in public without getting a public indecency charge. Just keep it off the private areas until you’re legally safe.
Medium-sized massage wands are also suitable for taking on your travels, as they often come with a storage bag for discreetness. You can find mid-sized massagers as battery-operated or corded.
Then there is the traditional aesthetic of wand massagers, which means a larger size with a beefy shaft and a broad head. This style is the one that most often comes to mind when a person first hears the term wand massager.
Source of Power – Plugged Or Wireless
As a long-time fan of massage wands, it’s no surprise that I’ve got – and will always keep – an OG version that requires being plugged up. But, while it may seem old-tech, there’s something arousing about knowing that my toy is primed with power and ready to use at the push of a button.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I absolutely adore my wireless massage wand too. It’s a fav to take along on travels, so I don’t have to worry about access to a power outlet.
And there’s a huge versatility in wireless massagers, with some requiring you to add batteries (if you’ve hit up your kid’s toys to steal the batteries for your toys, you’re my peeps!). Other types are rechargeable, using a built-in port and a wired charger.
The downside of battery-operated toys is that you get limited playtime before recharging or replacing the batteries. And most toys are not usable while they are being recharged, further reducing your available playtime.
Massage Wand Shape – Straight or Curved
Wand massagers have a distinct look that makes them easy to identify. Noted features of massage wands include a bulbed silicone head on a flexible neck.
The base of a wand can vary from a thick, rigid hard plastic case to soft squishy silicone that allows for waterproof pay.
And the shape of the base can also be different, with some designs having a straight shaft while others may have a more curvaceous figure that easily rolls over your curves for a full-body massage.
Power and Speed – What Your Wand Can Do
Another criterion for the perfect massage wand vibrator for pleasure is what the toy can do regarding speeds and variations.
Many massagers have multiple vibration speeds and patterns, allowing you to customize your pleasure in your session or during different playtimes.
Now more isn’t always better. Too many options can lead to spending more time filtering through the settings than enjoying an orgasm. I want a few pattern and speed options – less than 20, for sure!
It’s not good to be in the middle of getting your jollies off, thanks to the perfect speed and vibration. And then, out of nowhere, your finger hits the button, and it goes into a mode that becomes an instant buzzkill.
Next thing you know, you’re awkwardly trying to stay primed while frantically pushing the button through the damn multiple options to get back to that exact one!
And then, of course, right when you find it, you’re so accustomed to hitting the button that you pass it up again. DOH!
SHHH! Keep It Quiet, Will Ya?
For many without voyeuristic fantasies, nothing ruins the mood to self-massage faster than getting called out for your pleasuring.
A massage wand that buzzes too loud can bust you out before you bust an O. Oh boy! So, if you’re trying to get off on the DL, make sure the massager you choose has a whisper-quiet operation.
Buy the Best Toy for Your Pleasure
Trying to tell you which wand massager is the best for you would be like telling you which bra to wear or which shampoo to use on your hair. We’re all different in what we like and how we like it.
So, what I love might be different from what you love. Because I’m an experienced player, I wouldn’t be down with something that will please a beginner. And a beginner couldn’t handle the powerfulness to which I’ve become adjusted.
Now, while I might not be able to give you the number one perfect massage wand for you, I can give you my 7 best choices, narrowed down to the best categories. You’ll surely find a wand massage toy that meets your pleasure on this list:
- Lovehoney Classic Extra Powerful – The “OG” Wired Wand
- Mantric Wireless Modern Massage Vibe – Best Upgraded Version
- Lovehoney Ignite Mini – Best for Beginners
- Lovehoney Micro Massage Wand – Best for On-the-Go Fun
- Lelo Smart Wand 2 – Best Luxury Choice
- Lovehoney Power Play – Best for Males
- Doxy Extra Powerful Massage Wand – Best for All Over Massage
Extra Facts About These Wand Vibrators
| FAQ | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can You Use Wand Massagers Internally? | Massage wands are what they sound like – something that will arouse and satisfy you through massage. These toys are great to use over every inch of your body. But you cannot use them for internal stimulation. That means no putting it up your woo-haa or the waa-hoo. |
| Is a Wand Massager for Solo or Couple’s Play? | Like many sex toys, wand massagers are fun when you explore your sexuality with self-pleasure. |
| Are Massage Wands Good for Body Massages? | The popularity of wand massagers is that you can pass them off as actual body massages to hide the fact that you have a kinky side. They feel fabulous when you set them loose on your neck, back, hips, or privates. |
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